Posted by: robinsonwarner | January 21, 2009

The Day After – Democrat Version

Its 9 a.m. in Washington D.C.  The sun is shining brightly on the brisk morning at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  President Barack Obama walks briskly out to his first press conference since being sworn in as the leader of the United States of America.  He steps up confidently to the podium.

The President:  Good morning everyone.  I called this press conference to let everyone know I fixed everything.  The global warming, the economy, welfare, racial strife, energy, universal healthcare, education and the war in Iraq.

The Press:  What…?  Seriously? Everything.

The President:  Yep.

The Press:  Sounds about right. 

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